Better than the first. And the second one.
SHIFT. The epic Portal replacement of flash games has a new title in the epic series.
Shift 3 is basically the same as the first two, except now it has WAY more stuff and replayability. You can return to levels you already beat to find more secrets and awesome shiz.
Unfortunately, it still contains the shitty PORTAL references...oh, and it's big. And long. Not for quick play through people.
95%
Monday, 7 July 2008
Monday, 12 May 2008
Deep Lift
Water water everywhere!
Deep Lift is a quirky little platformer/launch game by SnailsAnimation and BubbleBox. It closely resembles the infamous "NS-Tower". This time though, you're underwater and foolishly dropped your, er wrench.
This game is fun and starts off nice and easy for noobs like Michael Berry, which is why I loved it. Unfortunately, this game was pretty slow and boring.
In other words, if you're an impatient noob, don't play this game. 95%
Deep Lift is a quirky little platformer/launch game by SnailsAnimation and BubbleBox. It closely resembles the infamous "NS-Tower". This time though, you're underwater and foolishly dropped your, er wrench.
This game is fun and starts off nice and easy for noobs like Michael Berry, which is why I loved it. Unfortunately, this game was pretty slow and boring.
In other words, if you're an impatient noob, don't play this game. 95%
Tuesday, 6 May 2008
Tom Fulp's Castle Crashers
Beards, Flying Heads, and Toast!
A little beat-em-up game featuring Tom Fulp of Newgrounds! Fun and quite simple, this game had nice graphics and very funny animations. Too bad it had little else.
Pros: Fun, simple, addictive, hilarious
Cons: Not much stuff, short
Overall: This game is for a quick laugh...that rocks hard. 91%
A little beat-em-up game featuring Tom Fulp of Newgrounds! Fun and quite simple, this game had nice graphics and very funny animations. Too bad it had little else.
Pros: Fun, simple, addictive, hilarious
Cons: Not much stuff, short
Overall: This game is for a quick laugh...that rocks hard. 91%
Thursday, 1 May 2008
Sneak Peak!
Oh my god...
Hey yall. Remember how I mentioned that a new flash game will be arriving soon? Well guess what-I've decided to tell you about it.
It's called Evasion, and the goal of the game is to use your arrow keys to get to the BIG dot. Sounds easy? Wrong-each time you hit the BIG dot, tiny blue dots appear and begin bouncing straight. Hit one, and you lose points.
You think it's gay? Don't worry, I really don't give a shit about what you nerds/geeks/emos/loserswhodon'thavefriendsthereforerantaboutflashgames think.
Hey yall. Remember how I mentioned that a new flash game will be arriving soon? Well guess what-I've decided to tell you about it.
It's called Evasion, and the goal of the game is to use your arrow keys to get to the BIG dot. Sounds easy? Wrong-each time you hit the BIG dot, tiny blue dots appear and begin bouncing straight. Hit one, and you lose points.
You think it's gay? Don't worry, I really don't give a shit about what you nerds/geeks/emos/loserswhodon'thavefriendsthereforerantaboutflashgames think.
Tuesday, 22 April 2008
Monthly Highlights
Well folks, it's that time of year again! The end of April brings out lots of stuff. (Because I forgot to do March, we'll start from March)
And now...
Boxhead: The Zombie Wars- Definitely the best game out of March
Shift 2- Not my favorite, but stood out from the rest of April's crowd
You Have To Burn The Rope-Quirky, funny, and something that will make you laugh your balls off. Listen to the end song!
Please have fun with these kickass games, and see you in May!
And now...
Boxhead: The Zombie Wars- Definitely the best game out of March
Shift 2- Not my favorite, but stood out from the rest of April's crowd
You Have To Burn The Rope-Quirky, funny, and something that will make you laugh your balls off. Listen to the end song!
Please have fun with these kickass games, and see you in May!
Wednesday, 16 April 2008
The Game of Disorientation
Circles, Squares, and Triangles oh my!
Be warned: If you have bad memory, do not play this game! Because if you do, you'll lose track of your direction, real booby traps, and so much more. If you have a good memory though, you'll find a fun, challenging game that will keep your stomach in a very happy mood...
Pros: Fun, challenging, easy
Cons: Dizzying, vomit-inducing
Overall: Got a barf bag? You'll need it noobs, but pros just need their skill. 75%
Be warned: If you have bad memory, do not play this game! Because if you do, you'll lose track of your direction, real booby traps, and so much more. If you have a good memory though, you'll find a fun, challenging game that will keep your stomach in a very happy mood...
Pros: Fun, challenging, easy
Cons: Dizzying, vomit-inducing
Overall: Got a barf bag? You'll need it noobs, but pros just need their skill. 75%
Super Energy Apocalypse
Zombies galore!
This quirky little RTS pits you in a hostile environment: defend your base from zombies galore! Create a little town and buy interesting things, from defense systems to garbage trucks. A bit of Sim City mixed with Boxhead: The Zombie Wars sounds good right? Too bad; the game was not as addictive or hands on as Boxhead: ZWars.
Pros: Sim City with zombie hordes, interesting gameplay, traceable history to Boxhead: The Zombie Wars
Cons: Too boring, not hands on
Overall: If you think Boxhead: The Zombie Wars is to difficult or violent, this game should be tried out. 65%
This quirky little RTS pits you in a hostile environment: defend your base from zombies galore! Create a little town and buy interesting things, from defense systems to garbage trucks. A bit of Sim City mixed with Boxhead: The Zombie Wars sounds good right? Too bad; the game was not as addictive or hands on as Boxhead: ZWars.
Pros: Sim City with zombie hordes, interesting gameplay, traceable history to Boxhead: The Zombie Wars
Cons: Too boring, not hands on
Overall: If you think Boxhead: The Zombie Wars is to difficult or violent, this game should be tried out. 65%
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