Boomstick

Honey, I shot the kids

Ah, the good old days. Before Thing Thing was created. And before GeometryWars went bust. Still miss it? Then Boomstick is the best alternative.
Although ZunderFury is more like GWars, Boomstick is faster, funner, and more addictive than ZFury. In Boomstick, you only die when you run out of ammo, so fast-paced, run-and-get-shit-before-it-disappears action occurs. Ammo dispersion sucks balls, but besides that, Boomstick will blow you away.

Pros: Fun, fast-paced, like classic shoot 'em up flash games
Cons: Gay ammo dispersion, too repetitive, gets boring really quickly

Overall: Boomstick is a game for GWars lovers who don't have that much time on their hands. 92%

Shift 2

Shift Happens

Remember good old Shift? The game with the references? Guess what-the sequel just came out. And it's hardcore.
This time, Shit 2 stops the references and instead makes up taunts of its own. More fun comes in droves, and new items, squares, and puzzles will make your head explode! Another sweet thing: Shift 2 has medals, trophies, and a hot babe of a map maker!
Unfortunately, your head may explode due to frustration, but that's okay I guess: Shift is a puzzler.


Pros: Bigger and better than Shift, got rid of the Portal jokes, mapmaker
Cons: Frustratingly annoying
Overall: Shift 2 is way better than the original, and it's also ditched the dur dur dur jokes. 94%

Special: Upcoming Project

I won't tell you any details on this, but be warned...farts are smelly.

Special: Sneak Peek at scorpios' new game

6/7/08
The day scorpios' awesome flash game comes out (the demo at least).

Guess what. The other day, I got to test try his "awesome" game...and I'm sorry to say that it's more boring than Asteroids.

You Have To Burn The Rope

Burn baby burn!

This funny and quirky little platformer was short but funny. Yeah...that's about it. 90%

Asteroids by scorpios

Thing Thing 2 is the best game in the world compared to this

Huh. At Kongregate, some of you have wondered what I meant when I said, "almost as lame as Asteroids by scorpios". Guess what, I've decided to tell you about the pros and cons.

Pros: Uh...there's a point?
Cons: Bad everything, stolen

Overall: Scorpios, start working on Flash a little bit harder. 1% (ouch...)

No offense by the way. XD

The Lame Platformer

LAME...but sort of fun...

The Unfair Platformer. Fancy Pants Adventures. Monolith's Mario World.
And now...
The Lame Platformer (exclusively at Kongregate). Equipped with lame physics, lame ball control, and lame animation, this game is definitely NOT the few games mentioned above. But, this game is surprisingly addictive, and definitely better than Thing Thing 2 (the ironies of life lol?)

Pros: Addictive, you don't need a super fast computer to enjoy this
Cons: Lame everything

Overall: The Average game. Yeah...I made this, but I'm rating it as it is. 45%